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peachouille:

Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)

God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.

>Other Scenes<

Blaine’s bedroom Scene :

B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)

K : Am I that unattractive?

B : Are you kidding? Your are the most interesting celibate in all of Ohio. (IDK, they could very well mean “single guy”. Did they not understand that when Blaine says “single most”, he is definitely not talking about his relationship status. SMH.)

K : Do you want me… Sexually? We’re being really chaste. Neither one of us has explored what is going on in the south of the equator. (Told you, this is gold).

B : I thought that’s what we wanted.

K : Yes, that’s true, but haven’t you ever had the urge to rip off each other’s clothes like beasts and get down to business. 

B : Yeah! That’s why masturbation exists!

K : It’s so hot here. Could you open a window? 

B : I’m serious. Okay, we’re young. And we’re just in high school. And I really want to follow through. But if we’re going to do it, I want to be sure that’s you’re ready too, otherwise I wouldn’t be comfortable. And besides, I don’t see how I could tear off all of your clothes, just like that, in 30 seconds.

K : Because I’m layered like an onion? (AN ONION! I can’t…)

B : Stop it, you turn me on!

@momaboutown @filmfan27

klangsty:

peachouille:

Klaine - Prom Queen - French audio (with English Translation)

>Previous Episodes<

Breadstix scene :

K :  Give me your hand.
Blaine Warbler. Do you want to go to prom with me?

B : You’re inviting me to prom?

K : It’s the big event of the season.
You don’t want to accompany me?

B : No, no, of course want to go with you. It’s just… Prom.

K :  Is that a problem, Blaine?

B : At my old school, there was a big dance.
As I had just come out, I went with a friend of mine, the only other gay guy in the school.
And while we were waiting for his dad to pick us up… These three guys… Viciously beat us up.

K : I’m sorry.

B : I’m gay and I’m proud of it.
But that thing, I can’t forget it.

K : Don’t worry. You couldn’t face up to the bullies at your school so you can do it at mine.
Even better : we can do it together.
But it’s no trouble, if you don’t want to go or if it worries you, then we’ll just forget about it.
We’ll go to a movie instead.

B : I am really crazy about you.

K : So I’ll take that as a yes?

B : Yes. We’ll go together at your prom.

Gown fitting scene :

K : Girls, I really appreciate you welcoming me into the sacred temple that is the prom gowns fitting.

Brit : Why did we ask Kurt to come?

Tina : Because getting a green light from Kurt is making sure that the fashion victims won’t make fun of us.
It will help us with our prom buzz factor.

Lauren : I look like a lemon meringue pie.

Br : You look good enough to bite (NB: I really don’t know how else to translate that).

K : Don’t worry.
Beyond a size 34, all the prom dresses show every bulge  (NB : those are obviously french sizes.)
As if the designers wanted to make us look silly on purpose.
I think the color is wrong. You need navy. It’s chic and slimming.

L : I’ll remember that.

Brit : Of course!

T : You’re genius, Kurt.

K : You think?

T : Absolutely.

K  : Next!

T : I knew it. So classy!

K : Devil in a red dress.
Perfectly in harmony with your personality.
I have no criticisms, really.
Go with God Satan. Santana.
Now girls, if you’ll excuse me.
I, too, have to try on my prom outfit.

Santana : So it’s decided? You’re going? Alone? That’s so sad.

K : Yes I’m going! And not alone.
With Blaine.

Girls : Congratulations!
That’s amazing!

S : Girls, if you’ll excuse me, I have a personal question for Kurt.
Okay. In my opinion, you’ll need a full security detail which the Red Berets would be more than happy to provide you with. (NB : Yes, that’s how they translated Bully Whips).
You know like the Hell’s Angels when the Rolling Stones performed at Altamont Speedway. Everything went well.

K : And why would you do that?

S : To get votes for prom queen. It would make me the Eva Peron of security.
Grimace and Stretch Marks won’t stand a chance.

Hudmels scene :

B : So you think it’s cool if I sing with you guys at prom?

Finn : Yeah, it’s great!

Burt : I have good news for you.
My buddy Enzo has a tux rental shop. He’ll give you a discount.

F : Awesome!

Bu : Blaine, what are you going to wear?

B : I’m going simple… Black with a thin lapel collar. Very discreet.

Bu : You know what I wore?
I wore a light blue tux with a ruffled shirt and a big velour bow tie. Looked like Tony Orlando.

B : Was that a designer?

Bu : No.

K : I won’t need any discount.

Bu : That’s normal, you have less fabric.

K : I wanted to pay homage to William and Kate Middleton and the late Alexander McQueen.
I had to make it myself.
For young men interested in fashion, there’s absolutely nothing in the shops of Ohio.

F : That rocks. It’s like the gay version of Braveheart. (NB : THE ACCENT, GOD!)

Bu : I don’t like it.

K : It’s normal that you don’t like it. It’s not finished yet.
I need to add a sash or maybe some embroidery.

Bu : Look I’m not going to stop you from wearing this outfit.
But I’m going to be honest : I think that you’re pushing it a bit, as if you wanted to get some attention.

K : Exactly. I dress up with that as a goal.
Why do you think boys wear the tails and top hats and  girls wear crinoline dresses.
Blaine, help me out here.

B : I agree with your father.
He’s saying that sometimes, we hold out the stick to get beaten without realizing it, involuntarily. (NB : WTF is this? I have never heard this idiom, in any language, before in my life!)

Bu : The world is full of bad people, a lot worse than David Karofsky.
They’re just looking for a match to light under the fire of the hate inside of them.
Kurt, try to understand me. I want I want you to be yourself. But I also want you to keep your feet firmly planted on the ground.

K : This is not provoking, no matter what you think of it.
Blaine I understand that you’re worried after what happened to you.
But prom is about joy not about fear.
So I am wearing this suit. I devoted numerous hours to it. I think it’s fantastic.
And if you don’t want to come with me, I completely understand.

Karofsky scene :

DK : We’ve arrived to the French class.
I’m going to my maths class, wait for me inside the classroom when you’re done. I’ll come get you to walk you to lunch.

K : Have you noticed that no one made fun of me this week?

DK : That’s because we’re here to protect you.

K : Maybe. But maybe no one has been harassing me because nobody cares.

DK : You’re dreaming.

K : Listen, I’m not saying that everyone in this school is ready to jump in the arms of the gays but they may have at least evolved enough to be indifferent.
Dave, I see that you are not okay.
I hated you when you were bullying me but now all I see is your uneasiness.
You have to stop torturing yourself.
Nothing is forcing you to come out tomorrow but maybe soon an opportunity will arise.
What’s wrong?

DK : I feel so guilty, you don’t even know Kurt.
I’m really really sorry for what I did to you.

K : I know. I know.

DK : Cool. Thanks.
Don’t forget, wait for me here

Prom scenes :

*Jar of hearts*

K : It’s great that tonight nobody feels excluded.

B : Everyone found the right person. 

K : Even if it’s a decoy. (NB : IDK, they’re probably talking about Santana lying and tricking people into voting for her.)

*I’m not gonna teach…*

F : Hey! Hey! Dude, calm down, understood?

Jesse : Dude, what’s your problem? Leave me alone.

F : Yeah, well you’re in my school, so it’s my problem.

J : This isn’t your girlfriend, loser. So don’t fuck with me (NB : Yes, he swears. No censorship in Europe! :D)
Don’t touch me!

Quinn : What’s the matter with you two?
Stop it! You’re going to ruin the whole evening!

Becky : Code Blue in the gym Coach!

Girls : Hey stop it!
What’s wrong with you!?
Stop it, calm down! Come on.

Sue : Prom is over for you Sugar Ray!
You too Mike Tyson! You’re out, now! 

F : That’s not fair! (NB : LOL, really Finn?)

Q : Please, let him stay. We are nominated for prom!

Sue : Too bad for you, chick! (NB : That’s literally what she says, chick…)

Prom king and queen results :

Figgins : Attention, please.
Will the candidates for king and queen gather on the stage.
The votes are done.
This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. 
The moment when we reveal the names of the Prom King and Prom Queen.
Roll the drum please.
And this year, Prom King is… David Karofsky!

S : You’re so lame, Quinn Fabray. I won.

Figgins : And now… Your 2011 McKinley High Prom Queen… With an incredible number of votes… The title goes to… Kurt Hummel.

B : Kurt? Stop! Kurt!

Hallway scene : 

K : I’ve never been so humiliated!

B : Kurt. Stop, please.

K : Do you realize how naive we’ve been?

Because no one was harassing us and we were left alone, we thought that was it… That their mindsets had evolved and that some kind of progress had been made.
But it will never change.

B : It’s just a stupid joke.

K : Not at all. 

They are cowards.
All they found to show their hate was secret ballot.
I’m the scapegoat of human cowardice.

*

B : Would you at least sit down?
Do you want to go?
We don’t have to go back in there.

K : To think that this prom was supposed to be about redemption.

About taking away that lump you had in your throat since you ran away.
If we leave, I know it will be the same for me. 

B : What do you want to do?

K : I’m gonna go on that stage and get coronated.
I’m gonna respond with dignity and show them that even if they whisper behind my back and even if they make fun of me, they can’t touch me. Touch us. Or take away what we share.

*

B : Do you feel ready?

Coronation + Dancing Queen scene :

Tina : Oh my God. I wouldn’t like to be in his shoes. 

Figgins : Dear friends, welcome warmly your Prom Queen, Kurt Hummel. (NB : WTH? Dear friends?!)

K : The crown is mine, Kate Middleton!

Figgins : And now behold the tradition, the Prom King and Queen will share their first dance.

K : It’s now or never.

DK : For?

K :  Your coming out.

Show them who you are.

DK : I’m sorry.

B : Kurt? May I have this dance?

K : With pleasure.

*Dancing Queen*

crying

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